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Michael Cera

Hollywood's worst victim of typecasting, next to Jennifer Aniston.

I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.

Everyone hates him now.
Michael Cera stars as Michael Cera in the following movies:

Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Michael Crichton 

God in the world of authors.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.
Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!

Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!

Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.

Michael Storen 

A fucking chad of a man who’s funny as fuck and spits straight facts in every video
Man 1: I hate Michael storen
Man 2: *pulls out gun*
Michael Storen by UNGABUNG August 30, 2022

michael jackson 

The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ).
Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.
Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million).

Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.
michael jackson by Jiggaak June 3, 2004

michael guy chislett 

He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.

He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.
TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!

TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!

Michael Del Zotto 

Is one of the sexiest players on the london knights hockey team
Oh look its that michael del zotto there all talking about