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luncheon truncheon

its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed in case you should probably stop looking.. or asking for that matter. freak.
Cyril nearly knocked Wendy out with his luncheon truncheon as they ran naked through the field...
by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004
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Lunch Money Stealer

One who makes people sad or upset. Such as the feeling when a little kid's lunch money gets jacked.
Poor things feelings got hurt by that damnlunch money stealer.:(

Girl, he made you cry? We'll beat the shit outta that lunch money stealer.
by Longlegs26 May 2, 2007
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Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team
Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III
by A Wright June 30, 2007
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lunch puncher

While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch.
yo man i lunch puncher that fag today
by RowRow77 January 3, 2008
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cold lunch

when practicing oral sex, the woman sits on the man face and and flatulates on his nose, with a combo of a cleveland steamer
Franny served Joe some cold lunch last night in the gym closet.
by AwokenRebound December 18, 2017
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hot lunch

To not only fuck with your dick, but with your balls too. So you stick the whole package in the vagina.
Vanessa's pussy was so loose that i could give her a hot lunch.
by nathan aka natedog July 27, 2005
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Liquid Lunch

LSD (lysergic-acid-diethylamide). Instead of eating lunch you could just eat this tab and then you won't be hungry for lunch once it kicks in.
"What is that a smoked or liquid lunch?"
by Babar420 August 28, 2015
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