jake mode

a period of time where a man or woman is suddenly and for no reason depressed and will not talk to anyone but waits for others to ask whats wrong but when you do he will say nothing leave me alone
john: dude wheres tom?
mark:i saw him go into the bedroom hes in complete jake mode right now
michael:ill go see whats wrong

michael whats wrong?
tom nothing leave me alone! *sulks*
by cookiemonster001 November 14, 2012
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[Union Jake]

Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.
Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example
by Michael Eisner January 29, 2009
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Jake Estrada

A queerish fag that likes to take big black cock up his anal. A very small micro penis is added to the body with a hair cut that looks like a lesbian. Jake is also a lesbo. He also has a M.I.L.F. as a mother who's name is Tina and she is very sexy
Jeff: "Look at that kid, he's sucha "Jake Estrada"
Billy: " I know, no one talks to him and he has no friends.
by The Zipper69 December 31, 2011
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jake-talk

Jake-talk is a term used when one goes into great depth, technically, during a conversation or an argument. It's usual use is to analyze (or, perhaps, over analyze) the other persons point by picking specific points of detail from said persons argument and exploiting those points for their flaws. For the icing on the cake, the jake-talk is usually italicized so that it can stand out, thus proving it's importance in the argument.
Person A: "There is no point in banners."
Jake-talk: "quote"There is no point in banners."/quote "iThere is a point in banners, otherwise they wouldn't exist!/i"
by RaistlinDark1 April 02, 2008
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jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣
“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)
by speaknowtv November 23, 2021
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jake paul

the worst person ever because its every other day
if you call some one a jake pauler they are hatted by the logang and never go out side a again "dont f*** with the logang" said logan paul
by brooke snailer October 27, 2017
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a bitch
by i fd Jake Paul’s sister November 27, 2019
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