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Jackson

some dumbass White bitch with black hair which says he is 6 foot but is 5'4 and is 14 years old currently and is always glued to his phone and computer. Also friends of 2 motherfuckers.
Friend 1: "what's up guys"
Jackson: "Friend 1, I haven't seen you in a long time-"
Friend 2 : "Wanna play-"
Jackson: "SHUT UP NIG-"
by some dumb fucker December 5, 2023
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Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it
Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.
by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023
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Jackson

He is as suckable as a rock with white crusty stuff covering it. He is so sexy even though he has no bitches. He is sexy as fuck and he will suck anything that wiggles and jiggles. He loves having 69 with sexy anime wamen. You are lucky if he avoids you. (not) You will love the feeling of his rough, wet, juicy tongue rolling around on your dick.
Sexy Girlfriend: OMG!!!! IS THAT JACKSON
Boyfriend: Don't Even Say It
Sexy Ex-Girlfriend: Moaning uncontrollably* OMG JACKSON! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WASHING MY VAGINA
Jackson/New Boyfriend: No problem Sexy ;)
by kobecatjr December 3, 2022
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Jackson

A Jackson is when someone has the urge to not show up to work when they are supposed to be there and cause everyone else around him to pick up the slack.
Hey guy! I wont be in today, im going to take a Jackson.
by 2chris3murphy9 December 17, 2022
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jackson

jackson has a big giant cock and he can fit it in big titty girls and hes a ladykiller and will fuck u till u scream and u feel like youre getting raped. he has hyperspermia so he cums every second. hes like those porn ads that thinks youll cum in under 5 seconds. bro is HIM in the sheets
"Hear about jackson?'"
"Oh yea, I want his cock"
"Me too."
by jacksonisani December 23, 2022
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Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.
"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"
by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023
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JACKSON

Jacksons are people that have really cool older brothers but dont appreciate them. They are also people that have hair that can go throught a storm and come out looking the exact same.
TO be used in a sentence like this, oh jackson over there
by MOCHIMANISGOD January 5, 2023
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