Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"
..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...
Wife "where are you?"
Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"
Wife "heard that before"
..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...
Wife "where are you?"
Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"
by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

by steven far November 16, 2022

by mharris224 December 13, 2018

by the legendary yeeter November 3, 2020

Is not cheating with someone in a relationships as home wrecker , but rather communicates and slightly flirts with them to see how stable the relationship is
Billy accepted his title of home checker as he got his ass beat after flirting with Kyle’s girlfriend.
by Grip Reaper April 9, 2023

A: Ey, homes I ain´t got no fucking time, except it is fucking-time.
B: Okay, homes gimme that Doritos, most time i fuck bitches in their peeholes
B: Okay, homes gimme that Doritos, most time i fuck bitches in their peeholes
by Onkel Ouzo August 6, 2020

the time when you are home and because of that,you are a total different person then with your friends/other people and get mushy/soft/annoying/open.
*in a text conversation*
boy/girl 1: why are you so open and relatable?
boy/girl 2:it's because i'm in my home hours
boy/girl 1: why are you so open and relatable?
boy/girl 2:it's because i'm in my home hours
by NaRaKuUu February 9, 2020
