hoe checkin'

To check your hoes.

Call someone's name, and if they look, say, "Oh, just hoe checkin'."

by tillytal April 11, 2009

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

by BananasJustHaveAWeirdTexture May 4, 2018

Voldemort that hoe

at the point of male climax he ejaculates on the female's forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt and kills her parents.

Guy 1: hmmm i dont get on with my in laws what shall i do?"

Guy 1's friend: you have to voldemort that hoe dude

by Screaming sausage May 18, 2011

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.

Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

by big.daddy.schaef May 29, 2018

Hoe Hicks

A secretive, hot-looking office skank who sleeps her way to the top, almost always with married men. Her only qualifications for a high-paying job? Working as a model and looking like one, too.

I have two degrees and could only find a job pushing boxes along a conveyor belt, yet that bimbo Hoe Hicks could get a high paying job with zero qualifications! WTF?

by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018

hammer hoe

a female that is extremely, severely unattractive 2. a female who has had a horrible day, week, etc. and looks as if somebody just beat her ass with a hammer. butter head

Dam, homie look at dat hammer hoe!

by Chyra B. February 17, 2009

Sleeper Hoe

A hoe which a baller has on lockdown in case that all his other bitches fall through. A sleeper hoe never has to be activated.

John is happy with Jane but if that bitch do him dirty he always got his sleeper hoe.

by Eyes_of_Argus July 24, 2009