When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...
I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol
by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016
Get the Ear wigginmug. 
The footprints of your earwax.
"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"
by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025
Get the Lemon ear feetprintsmug. Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. by -The Girls September 26, 2021
Get the Swimmer’s Earmug. The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017
Get the Ear hole penetrationmug. Ear Basics is the latest Personal Sound Amplification Product a.k.a PSPA. Ear Basics is being promoted as a "Hearing AID", which it is not. Read the complete "Ear Basics" review here, get to know what it actually does, how does it amplify the sound, what are the pros and cons of the Ear Basics.
Have you tried the as seen on tv "ear basics"
Is "ear basics" a hearing aid?
does "ear basics" really work?
Is "ear basics" a hearing aid?
does "ear basics" really work?
by OspreyReviews June 22, 2019
Get the ear basicsmug.