a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.

Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan

by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021

pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.

"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"

by rosaliehope June 21, 2017

Danning

Danning - To go to a butchers cold storage unit with a gay friend, and then have sex with the carcass of a pig, cum up its arse and then your friend sucks out the cum. You then go and celebrate by having a falafel wrap.

I went danning the other night, with my mate Dan

by Fusion Dan June 28, 2021

Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment

Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit

by Shenshang March 28, 2020

Sub of the dan

sedge's servant

Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok

by bantah March 16, 2012

Dan Perkins

A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.

I wish I was a Dan Perkins

by KKKshagger69 March 23, 2022