crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.

Steven is such a crack bastard.

by ALienskumboy March 08, 2005

swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. October 27, 2007

trench crack

Derived from "trench foot" - a condition experienced by soldiers during the world wars in "trench warfare".
Also known as chef's arse, an irritating, itchy skin complaint caused by a combination of heat, sweat and tight trousers.

"If I don't get my trench crack sorted soon, it's going to cross the Biffin's bridge and I'll end up with sack rot".

by Patrese December 29, 2007

Crack Biscuits

A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.

Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.

by English Man In...Well, London January 06, 2009

Crack War

One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.

Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.

by Julie S!! June 04, 2005

cotton crack

The act of a male sagging his pants so low his crack can be seen through his underwear.

Female #1: Did you see that cute guy walk by?

Female #2: Yeah, he was cute but he had a total cotton crack.

by ItstartswithaD January 13, 2008

Dumb Crack

being incredibly stupid. having the intelligence of someone doped up

*someone randomly trips nd falls into a trash can...while the trash can was in plain sight*

me: "what a DUMB CRACK!"

by 1373204 July 08, 2009