Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 05, 2021

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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

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The Silicon chip is now used as a dildo for the penis it used to be used for gay porn. # blackpeoplecanbegaytoo

I can't wait until I go home so I can play with my silicon chip whilst face timing Philbobsteve

by TyconButtplugs151269 February 02, 2017

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When one accidently hits the tip of his/her genitalia

I was flailing my hands and then I chipped it

by D_D 74 February 01, 2017

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Jeff Strauss says this in the south bay. jeff is the top g. Everyone hates it when you get soggy chips from lbj

No soggy chips guuuuysssss

by Iluvblackmen May 04, 2024

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Where you quickly move your fingers under someone's boob, and move up

by Mralwaysright123 January 15, 2024

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Occurs typically when one is hangry. The mood swings come and then all of a sudden can’t sip stew.

Yea Choppa doesn’t wanna stew, damn he must be in a chips mood

by Thrilly April 27, 2020

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