tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl

by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014

magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.

I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.

by pen486386 May 31, 2017

Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

Luggendrew Bed

A luggage bed made for the third wheel in a relationship.

Andrew is assigned the luggendrew bed.

by Neuralg June 9, 2025

Bed Boogie

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!

Hey there pretty lady, wanna get out of here and do the bed boogie?

by TheHorrificDr.Belle August 3, 2023

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012