I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

boil the can out of them

To boil can vegetables so long that they lose the can taste out of them. To make can vegetables taste like fresh vegetables.

Oh Baby, can green beens are good. You just gotta boil the can out of them first.

by DaBuzz83 November 28, 2019

“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

by Pigiott2000 January 1, 2019

Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

by Maitcha July 14, 2022

Batty hole can¢er

Only girls with the initials EB can grow this special type of can€er this is usually developed by eating large amounts of horse shite and also contracted by eating the end bit of a zoot ( the stingy Rodger)

EB:Ayo pass the stingy Rodger mayte

MC: no cause you’ll eat it again doctor said to lay off of eating zoots cause yk batty hole can¢er!

by Jplsoskssk October 28, 2021

everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022