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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
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Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES
Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.
by dorointhedude June 21, 2020
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Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job
Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn
by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021
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Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"
by LM Colt September 12, 2022
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
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work

Person: work is such a pain
by hamgod666 November 26, 2018
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