by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010
Get the Wallet Washed mug.A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
Get the Sausage Washer mug.The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.
When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!
by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011
Get the car wash fringe mug.Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.
Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.
by balconybelly November 11, 2011
Get the Shakeproof Washer mug.the act of vaginal/ or oral sex with an in or significant girlfriend(s) or date(s) with the inclusion of monetary disbursement of dollars involved..also refered to as a half and half.
Before you get your weinie wash tonight for fifty bucks after you get shot down at closing time, you'd better wrap that rascal.
by the Leche January 4, 2012
Get the Weinie wash mug.1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012
Get the sam washer mug.A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)
by Martorious January 18, 2013
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