Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.

That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!

by @paulester9 May 7, 2019

Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts November 30, 2019

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019

Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”

He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020