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Danny Two Step

When one proceeds to stick their big toe up another man or woman’s anal cavity, then take it out and then the person receiving the toe begins to suck it
Jack just gave Emma a Danny two step up the booty hole.
by Landonevans March 13, 2023
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Two chops and a tank

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
by Twochopsandatank November 28, 2012
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tennesse two tone

When a white male and a black male have anal and they shit on each other's dicks then eat it.
He went Tennesse two tone on him.
by Elsa Root January 5, 2017
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Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009
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The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
by ooden September 18, 2016
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tier two shit

A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.
That guy Jeremy is a tier two shit.
I suspect he might be a tier two shit.
by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay
by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
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