Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.

Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!

by Lonely_Sssslender September 13, 2022

toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.

i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!

by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 13, 2021

toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

toilet

a thing you either take a huge pee or poop in

"i need to go to the toilet"

by minihoot March 14, 2023

Toilet

Don't think it, don't say it, Don't you dare say it.
If you say it, i will kill you.

Guy: skibidi toilet
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by shantelqualavius January 13, 2024

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022