Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.

Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*

by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019

Twig and Joe

The perfect newsboy gay lovers <3
They share hats, dance, sing songs, and mouth the word “gay” to each other 27 times a day.

Twig and Joe:
“Twig????”
“Joe???”
“GAY!!!”

by Teethlobe August 18, 2022

Joe Hahn

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.

Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.

by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019

Joe Sell

An actual fucking idiot. Is an asshole to people and doesn't realise it and gets mad when they get mad at him.

Chad: Jeff sucks, I just spoke to him this morning and he suddenly hates me
Steve: Chad stop being a Joe Sell!

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Joe Marshall

joe marshall’s are sweet kind and hot boys

hey lily, did you see joe marshall today?
yeah! i did, he looked greater than ever 💕

by lily-ella October 15, 2019

Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.

Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?

by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016