canadian idiot dude

Justin Bieber

Bruuuuuuh, dis dude is a Canadian Idiot Dude.

by DaBlacky January 31, 2018

Canadian Pacific

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!

Canadian pacific is a dumb railroad

by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021

Canadian Taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

by Road boredom August 19, 2018

Canadian Mudslide

A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.

I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023