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cum fruit

The act of a woman releasing her creamy fluid* from vagina and rolling it up into balls to put in a display bowl at a party to eat.

*mix of semen and female ejaculation
Oh my gosh gweny your cum fruit is delish I could eat the while bowl! What did you do to make it?; no don't tell me... you used jello?!
by Quote handler February 15, 2022
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Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.
This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.
by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021
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fruit tray

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a Kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.

May or may not have sexual overtones..
On my birthday my girl made me a fruit tray!
by Zolton72 June 9, 2022
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National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th
Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
by Oakridge October 21, 2021
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See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019
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Wonky fruit cake

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"
by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024
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Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something
Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!
by My dude the goose April 25, 2017
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