Skip to main content

Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.
Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.
by DirtyToy December 26, 2012
mugGet the Grandparents pointmug.

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once
Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then
by virescent October 8, 2020
mugGet the Triple Point Shitmug.

Point-of-resistance

When your eyes get watery and your nose gets sneezy, you're doing great!
Insert the cotton until point-of-resistance. What is point-of-resistance you ask?
by The official Lady German November 10, 2020
mugGet the Point-of-resistancemug.

Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday
Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli
by UncornPoints101 March 6, 2022
mugGet the Unicorn Pointsmug.

Hack's point

(verb) Did you hear i HACK'S POINTED your mom.
by THE EATER OF DICTIONARIES January 20, 2009
mugGet the Hack's pointmug.

point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.
"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."
by Krkič September 25, 2020
mugGet the point minus thirty-freemug.

gay to the point

Time is short so I'll get gay to the point (= explain the matter immediately).
by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023
mugGet the gay to the pointmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email