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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
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Full Bodied African

1. Any potent marijuana or spicy tobacco strain (esp. anything having the connotation of a particularly harsh or otherwise unforgiving smoke in the practical sense) which is said or rumored comes from Africa.
1. " I'm rolling up some Full Bodied African in this here joint, Tom," said Huck.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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body dragger

by Deezboobs September 16, 2023
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you're just a body

When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.
Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.

Person 2: *ignores*

Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.

Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.
by Chebster September 20, 2023
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Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body
Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine
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Bean Body

“A bean body is living on the planet called nahfalafagus
by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023
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Body pillow

A pillow that's usually the size of 150x50cm or 160x60cm that are meant for extra back support and comfort. These pillows can have the design of an anime character on it and I know they get stereotyped for being only bought by neckbeards but they are comfy as hecc. Who doesn't love cuddling with their Waifu every night?
Me: Yo bro, I just got a Nezuko Body pillow
My friend: Damn bro, you is lonely
Me: Man, shut yo bitch-ass up! I just like cuddling with my Waifu, there's nothing wrong with that.
by MichaelMLP October 1, 2023
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