Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.

When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.

by elpac January 21, 2021

Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole

Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.

by NFly February 12, 2021

fortnite ninja

a 29 year old that plays a game filled with people 20 years younger than him
his very existence is a meme

Fortnite ninja tyler blevins just ended his stream!

by Vesperr February 15, 2021

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

Ninja Bunny

A phrase, thought, or an action that causes an individual to lose their train of thought.

I am sorry that I’m late, but every time I tried to walk out the door a ninja bunny would get me.

by Nikkeye May 1, 2021

Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021

The Ninja Crew

Galaxy Ninja has a crew. This is her crew. Comprised of her friends and comrades, they go on missions to help the world be a better place. One of these Ninjas is Djhenry.

“Look, it’s the Ninja Crew!”

by Galaxy Ninja October 16, 2019