Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
by BobOfDeath August 20, 2018
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bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014
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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 05, 2019
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Bacon & Eggs

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs
by El Cockistador July 24, 2021
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Bacon & Eggs

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs
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Bacon Baiting

Manipulating someone into performing a service or favour on your behalf with the promise of bacon as the reward.
Brenda, have you tried bacon baiting Cyril into beating the pussy up?
by ElBee87 January 12, 2018
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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