a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity
b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously
b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously
by HansBex October 26, 2019

Sha-ked
The name of a person who is smart, sweet and kind with a beautiful smile. Once you look at them it is almost impossible to look away.
The name of a person who is smart, sweet and kind with a beautiful smile. Once you look at them it is almost impossible to look away.
"Dude did you see Shaked today? I swear she gets hotter each time I look at her."
"Fax!"
"Ayo, back off. I'm asking her out, she's mine."
"Fax!"
"Ayo, back off. I'm asking her out, she's mine."
by Shwifty Penguin May 5, 2022

1:Grandma, when was the last time you hippy shaked?
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????
by razratt January 1, 2024

A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships
by We Are Here If You Complain March 5, 2024

if someone says this to you then you are the true king of the ancient colony of the sigma skibidi rizzlers and you have unlimited rizz. you have so much rizz that you can rizz up a level 5 gyatt!!
You are skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzler!! Omg ur so rizzy 😍😍.
by rizzard of oz 🤫🧏♂️🧏♂️ May 21, 2024

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!
Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!
Addison: *starts shaking ass*
Addison: *starts shaking ass*
by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
