Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)
by Mr CPE July 6, 2025
Get the putting my feet to sleepmug. Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug. by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017
Get the put that back in the glove boxmug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
by Sexydimma March 4, 2013
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
by Sexydimma October 31, 2012
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. In a stiky sitcuation were everyone hates you?add 4 tbs of water to biscit mix, stir, round in a ball then throw at hated ones :) another wat to avenge non friends! :D Bad.
"AAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAA TAKE THAT oWo!!!!!!!" *throws biscit putting* "NOOOO" UwU *licks* "mmh! biscit putting :3"sticky situation
by LesbiSeaBunno◑︿◐🏳️🌈 October 31, 2020
Get the Biscit Puttingmug. by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018
Get the Put her through a head boardmug.