poo-froth

An aggregation of bubbles around the anus, resulting from the release of super moist flatulence.

Oh my! This poo-froth has colored my undies a chocolatey brown!

by Professor Dumpypants March 25, 2010

Poo Shark

A shark made out of poo.

Ha, Poo Shark fell down the stairs.

by adwaw October 24, 2011

Poo Dance

When there's only one toilet in the house and guess what? its occupied!

This results in hopping up and down jiggling around waiting to do your business. A poo dance.

Person A : Wtf are you doing?!
Person B : A poo dance the toilet doors locked!

by NomadicDoctor August 30, 2016

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

whookie poo

Away of saying "let's get it on" that doesn't offend females. In fact they find it cute.

Let's find a place to park, hop in the back seat, and whookie poo.

by Patrick Kinne January 11, 2008

Poo peck

A subsitution used by your Czech grandmother when she can't call you a pain in the arse.

"Little poo peck! Stop running in the house!"

by Nothingtosee May 31, 2017

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015