pipeing

Sex involving A huge dick in a tiny girl. If the dick is too big it can damage the girl permanently.

"Last night I could hear Kells and Shaynie pipeing it out."

by Maebaker June 26, 2017

big pipe rooter

somebody with a great big cock, and is successful with it...but it began as a commercial slogan for a drain cleaning company in Los Angeles...now, a whole bunch of wannabe 'big pipes' in LA label themselves 'bigpiperooter' on all sorts of computer chat pages and websites. this is highly insulting to stuck up princesses fishing for rich guys, and those dudes have then no chance, and don't 'root' anyone on the website, ever.

Summer said to Mindy," Don't communicate with that POOR disgusting guy because he is advertising his big dick, big pipe rooter". "and another thing my little kitten is not a pipe, he is
just a little man, and NOT RICH, so fuck-off big pipe rooter".

by JeffFro November 10, 2006

foaming pipe snake

A foaming pipe snake is the act of ejaculating into a woman's urethra rather than the cervix. It may cause a burning sensation and cause massive infection.

"Dude, I totally gave that broad a foaming pipe snake, it came out in her pee!"

by acetank May 11, 2010

half-piped bitch

That one friend you have who is fundamentally a bitch. This is the lowest form of friend and should be rediculed mercilessly when acting like a bitch towards another friend.

Friend 1: "your car looks gay."

Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."

Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."

Friend 4: " What a douchebag."

by FozLola July 24, 2017

Take the Gas Pipe

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.

Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.

by DJL0455 January 11, 2013

Cleaning the Pipes

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.

John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.

by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012

bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time

she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.

by tyler March 9, 2005