Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

poo-froth

An aggregation of bubbles around the anus, resulting from the release of super moist flatulence.

Oh my! This poo-froth has colored my undies a chocolatey brown!

by Professor Dumpypants March 25, 2010

resurrection poo

When you poo and even after you flush and it goes away, it comes back when you're not looking.

Dude, I had a poo and no matter how many times I flushed it kept coming back. It must've been a resurrection poo.

by The Crig February 4, 2010

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

whookie poo

Away of saying "let's get it on" that doesn't offend females. In fact they find it cute.

Let's find a place to park, hop in the back seat, and whookie poo.

by Patrick Kinne January 11, 2008

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019