hoe checkin'

To check your hoes.

Call someone's name, and if they look, say, "Oh, just hoe checkin'."

by tillytal April 11, 2009

hammer hoe

a female that is extremely, severely unattractive 2. a female who has had a horrible day, week, etc. and looks as if somebody just beat her ass with a hammer. butter head

Dam, homie look at dat hammer hoe!

by Chyra B. February 17, 2009

Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

Hoe Code

Hoe Code or Girl Code is a set of unwritten rules among the female population that associate with how to act or socialize with friends and other women. It is the female counterpart to Bro Code. Both phenomenons have some of the same rules and regulations, but hoe code has some more specific rules about different scenarios. There are dozens of very specific rules and scenarios that are categorized into two big ideas.

1. Being a good friend:
Women friendships are a lot more complicated than male ones. Some rules include:

Never blowing off your friends to hang with a guy (comrades before Chads)

Not dating ex-boyfriends unless given the consent to do so

Not dating current crushes or fairly recent crushes

Having ZERO sexual relations with current boyfriends (includes flirting and sexting)

Rejecting the advances of any friend’s crush

Keeping secrets secret

Eternal support

Consulting friends about buying something/ having a major change in appearance

2. Being a good woman:

Complimenting something about a new woman’s appearance

Constantly watching another woman’s drink when she gets up or isn’t looking

Pretending to be a lady’s girlfriend, friend, sister, etc to shoo off a potential rapist

Giving up a spare pad/ tampon to ANY GIRL OR WOMAN who needs it. No exceptions.

Holding back a girl’s hair if she’s vomiting

Notifying a girl if she’s unknowingly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction

Sally: Chad and I are so happy together. He means the world to me.
Becky: *shamelessly flirts with Chad*
Sally: You fucking broke Hoe Code. Stop fucking with my boyfriend you fugly slut

by Some.Random.Bitch May 17, 2020

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

by BananasJustHaveAWeirdTexture May 4, 2018

Hoe Hicks

A secretive, hot-looking office skank who sleeps her way to the top, almost always with married men. Her only qualifications for a high-paying job? Working as a model and looking like one, too.

I have two degrees and could only find a job pushing boxes along a conveyor belt, yet that bimbo Hoe Hicks could get a high paying job with zero qualifications! WTF?

by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018

vsco hoe

A person who posts pictures on the app vsco, that emphasize a sexual body part or parts.

Omg did you see Arias tit picture on vsco? She’s such a vsco hoe!

by Lilo and bitch May 5, 2018