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lela jones

A hoe that thinks she can pull all he friends ex’s and thinks she as a butt so she puts on short shorts she lies to her friends face and Feels he self to much she is a hoe
Is that a hoe yes it Lela Jones
by Freaky bish January 12, 2019
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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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Jones' boys

The father-son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.
Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones' boys on her last month.
by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023
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Jones

A fucking dip shit who loves sucking and sitting on ducks. He's a gay peice of shit
by Pussyfooker December 5, 2017
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Hunter Jones

a very good looking person, very cute, has a really good personality, and is a sweetheart and is the sweetest being, and is a very sporty person. and is practically perfect
Wow he’s a hunter jones!
he can never be a hunter jones.
did you see hunter jones?
by balut1010 January 26, 2020
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juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.
He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.
by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 8, 2022
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