jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

by speaknowtv November 22, 2021

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

Jake Estrada

A queerish fag that likes to take big black cock up his anal. A very small micro penis is added to the body with a hair cut that looks like a lesbian. Jake is also a lesbo. He also has a M.I.L.F. as a mother who's name is Tina and she is very sexy

Jeff: "Look at that kid, he's sucha "Jake Estrada"
Billy: " I know, no one talks to him and he has no friends.

by The Zipper69 January 1, 2012

Jake Rice

Stupidest ANNOYINGEST Spoildest CRAPPIEST gayest person alive The worst person in the world so spoiled and dum who can’t do anything

Jake rice is an idiot

by Timymymymy November 16, 2018

Jake Paul

A fucking nigga who has no friends

Jake Paul is a bitch

by i fd Jake Paul’s sister November 27, 2019

jake mode

a period of time where a man or woman is suddenly and for no reason depressed and will not talk to anyone but waits for others to ask whats wrong but when you do he will say nothing leave me alone

john: dude wheres tom?
mark:i saw him go into the bedroom hes in complete jake mode right now
michael:ill go see whats wrong

michael whats wrong?
tom nothing leave me alone! *sulks*

by cookiemonster001 November 13, 2012

[Union Jake]

Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.

Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example

by Michael Eisner June 29, 2009