Jesus

The lords of lords the kings of kings

Jesus is king

by Heyyy12113 January 5, 2021

Jesus

He is Lord of lords and King of kings, he died on the cross, rose from the dead after 3 days and ascended into heaven for the sake of humanitys sins. Accept him into your life and admit you are a sinner, you will be saved. Amen

A: who is Jesus?
B: he is the reason I am so happy.

by DrOcLb April 15, 2021

Air Jesus

In call of duty mw2 for the game winning killcam you jump off a large object and kill the other person before you hit the ground.

I just did an Air Jesus on dat hoe!

by Dirty pugsley March 16, 2010

Teleprompter Jesus

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010

Jesus

A very lovable , and cool guy with many talents and also annoying at times, but overall very funny.

Jesus is a god from the past, or very nice and alot of love

by Sad boy loko May 1, 2018

Jesus

Jesus loves you. He died on the cross for your sins.

Jesus

by Torah Infinity October 23, 2020

Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.

"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."

by Funsized Table May 31, 2018