Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
by xxtrevxx42 December 04, 2021
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monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.
Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
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Monkey poop

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
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poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.
Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!
by beatles13 March 01, 2012
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Poop Fartious

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.
by Known Blanket March 20, 2023
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poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.
Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?
by HDCatnip March 22, 2018
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poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc
"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."
by Poopdisc February 09, 2018
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