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Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
mugGet the Gail's door matmug.
En je deed nog steeds je uiterste best om dit ook te vertalen, gras aan te raken, een baan te krijgen of iets wat je nutteloze stuk stront is.
Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.
by heyyallwannagivme November 5, 2022
mugGet the Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.mug.

Wide door

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.
by dempsey_4 May 21, 2024
mugGet the Wide doormug.

door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 3, 2020
mugGet the door-lachesmug.

dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.
You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!
by xAnomally March 24, 2022
mugGet the dorky door mattmug.

Door

Something to get hit with
by anonymous October 18, 2021
mugGet the Doormug.

door

smarter then people named henry
that door is smarter then henry
by Mrbammm123 February 24, 2022
mugGet the doormug.

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