My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

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check

1. to put someone in their place
2. to realize your current position in any of many situations
3. a useless piece of paper that boomers use to buy their yarn

best check yo self, before you reck yourself

by A.M.S. 101 January 24, 2021

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Ball Check

When two homies check each others balls after sex.

Hey bro, ball check?
Sure bro

by Djspliyer January 27, 2021

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1. It's an African American art form derived in Memphis delivered verbally after careful thought and examination to invoke pain or pleasure depending on the circumstance and can last from 1 minute to 6 hours.

2. The loudest person with the most laughs automatically wins the checking session.

Ay Mane, you check'in? I'm finna check your ass, big box chevy shoes wearing ass, Lacienega off the proud family, big feet having ass. Please don't make me have to check you bruh.

by Keenan1906 February 2, 2021

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Bruh Check

When one of your boys says something so goddamn stupid you involuntarily let out a "bruh", letting the said person know how fucking dumb the words that just came out of their mouth were.

Person C: "Bro Atlanta is spelled the same way forwards and backwards"
Person L: "Bruh"
Person M:"Yeah, imma have to hit you with a bruh check on that one cheif"

by Baller man February 7, 2021

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