"Nighttime Garlic Bread" is a sexual kink in which two or more people cosplay as vampires, each eats an entire clove of garlic and then proceed to aggressively make out.
"Aw man, you and Josh smell like you've been eating some nighttime garlic bread"
"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."
"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."
by shallowgrows November 27, 2025
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"Who's Panera, and where are they having lunch?"
"Who's Panera, and where are they having lunch?"
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Get the Poppin bread mug.Frank was serving a costumer and couldn't get to the bread in the oven so he uttered "check bread" to paul. Paul then examined the bread and determined that the bread was ready to be removed.
by The WGW October 12, 2011
Get the check bread mug.Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"
Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"
TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"
TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 5, 2023
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