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Nighttime Garlic Bread

"Nighttime Garlic Bread" is a sexual kink in which two or more people cosplay as vampires, each eats an entire clove of garlic and then proceed to aggressively make out.
"Aw man, you and Josh smell like you've been eating some nighttime garlic bread"

"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."
by shallowgrows November 27, 2025
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Bread

"Hey, you want to catch some lunch at Panera Bread?"
"Who's Panera, and where are they having lunch?"
by CarbLover89 April 15, 2021
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garlic bread

mmmmmjjjj, garc bread..
nigga 1: yo what you eatin foo?
big black hungry nigga: garlic bread
by alf6969 October 24, 2023
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Poppin bread

A euphemism for someone currently experiencing a yeast infection.
"Bro, did you hook up with Casey last night?"
"Nah man, we couldn't, she was poppin bread bro."
by Crash2222 May 2, 2020
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check bread

when one subway employee, closest to the oven, examines the confectionary item.bread check
Frank was serving a costumer and couldn't get to the bread in the oven so he uttered "check bread" to paul. Paul then examined the bread and determined that the bread was ready to be removed.
by The WGW October 12, 2011
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Bread

bread.
Person A: Bread.
Person B: Bread.
by nukebeasttv July 27, 2022
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Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 5, 2023
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