Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.

I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!

by ☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎ January 1, 2022

brandon

has really thin-bread stick like legs :) he is fit but goes for his ex's best mate so yeaaaaa

Brandon

by okjmnhbgvfdrtg November 22, 2018

Brandon Hale

When you total your shit

He just Brandon haled it!!

by Cooper Brick November 13, 2020

brandon paxton

A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick

Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton

by WeAreDmf333 June 7, 2019

Brandon

He has small third leg.

Wow Brandon has a mini third leg

by anonymous September 6, 2022

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.

He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch

by Brandonththth March 7, 2020