by Frostis November 29, 2023
Get the origo boss mug.Representing the pint-sized personification of manlet rage and standing shockingly small at 5 foot nothing, Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan rose to short-lived infamy when he threw a hissy fit extraordinaire at a Long Island Bagel Boss in 2019. After falsely claiming that the friendly female cashier had smirked at his comically dwarfed height, Chris "Sissy Manlet" Morgan was recorded by amused onlookers as he was instantly overwhelmed by manlet rage and went on a childish tirade, furiously ranting about how women (understandably) hate him due to his sensationally stunted stature and egregiously evident Napoleon complex. Subsequently to being asked by a much taller customer to calm down and grow up, the rageaholic turbo-manlet petulantly proclaimed: "Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father, or my boss!" - only to then transform into a tiny, little hamster when a heroic manmore made short work of the midget monstrosity and tackled him. Helpful height enthusiasts later found his now defunct YouTube channel featuring many similar videos which triggered an escalating series of well-deserved trolling sagas, eventually culminating in the Bagel Boss Manlet being cut down to size (more so than he naturally was) and thereby stopped short of realizing his delusional dream of following in the microscopic footsteps of ill-famed celebrity turbo-manlets such as Tiny Tom Cruise and Kevin "Homunculus" Hart by becoming just another high heels wearing comic relief Hollywood Oompa Loompa manlet.
Materialistic manlet: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HIGH HEELS?! Manmore: Cease your manletspeak and don't go Bagel Boss Manlet on me. Here, bounce around on this stress ball and dry your tiny tears with this tampon, you silly, little manlet boy.
by ManletDepreciator September 18, 2024
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Brandon Rodgers’ self insert demon OC, his furry daughter, Kaos from Skylanders but bisexual and Kaos’ cowgirl wife start an assassination business. There’s also a fruity ass owl with marriage problems, furry bait demon 1, fruity ass clown with trauma, furry bait demon 2, fruity ass chicken demon with relationship issues, furry bait demon 3, and several other unique and interesting characters.
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Feared. Killer. Laughs at his enemies. He has no equals. Kills for fun. Superior to mankind. Makes his slaves eat shit. Feared by many, respected by all. His eyes can see the future. Highest ranked slayer in the human realm.
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The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
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