Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
by pen486386 May 31, 2017

by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019

by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

by Neuralg June 9, 2025

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!
by TheHorrificDr.Belle August 3, 2023
