Bourbon Balls

The inability to ejaculate (cum/jizz) after a period of heavy drinking. This ailment is related to , but seperate from Whiskey Dick, in that the aforementioned only restricts ejaculation, not erection, which it greatly enhances.

She fucked my dick off last night, but I couldn't cum cause I had Bourbon Balls.

by Kentucky Gentleman April 22, 2011

skirt ball

A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .

A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.

Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .

by JBLOPEZ006 December 28, 2010

balls drunk

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't

Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot

by durak night August 7, 2010

balls game

A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.

a typical round of the balls game:

Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!

by Kenny Blair January 22, 2007

Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus August 17, 2008

Ball Muck

A substance that accumulates in tight underwear usually in the summertime from not bathing or changing your underwear for several days. Resembling expired cottage cheese and smelling just as curdled.

I haven't showered in a week and my boxer briefs are full of ball muck.

by Nate-the Great December 16, 2008

Geeking Balls

Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.

Dude, I am totally fucking geeking balls over here.

by MrZipp December 17, 2008