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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.
Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020
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Stupid ass black nigga novamoon

A fatass black gay nigga named jon who suck too much dick
Ay yall know thats stupid ass black nigga novamoon, yea he got caught suckin hella dick up in the bathroom
by awesome ass big boss ass nigga November 5, 2022
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bad ass mother fucking savage

one who is super savage at something in sports
that kid was being a bad ass mother fucking savage at shooting doubles
by yurok69 June 11, 2008
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Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears
"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"
by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008
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Hanging my ass out the window

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.
by CaptainBigO January 16, 2006
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a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy
e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.
by madcraft October 5, 2008
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Piss out my ass!

Origins of this saying come from the late 2014s deep within the hearts of the Canadian metropolis cold Toronto. Founder of this very catchy curse phrase well known among his friends and a pillar to his communities and other communities, knew right away what he had done, putting those four words together started the beginning of a new era, A New World even. ... Thank you Dr Dylan ..
I salute you and the mighty Ocean unicorn. narwhals
by Noswal... Backwards son February 26, 2015
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