Thin your Gin

To add water or soda to dilute the strong alcohol taste or make the alcohol last longer.

When there's only one bottle left it's time to thin your gin!

by boozefacts22 November 16, 2022

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

National Eat out your girl day

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1

Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day

by ACETONE November 16, 2022

your mon

Very fat bigg gurl

Your mon is very fat

by Cleppsppd November 17, 2022

Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022

National give your girl a hoodie day

November 18th is the day you give your girl a hoodie.

“hey i got u a hoodie”
“why?”
“cuz it’s national give your girl a hoodie day, duh”

by st151191 November 17, 2022

National Fight With Your Partner Day.

On November 19th, You simply have an argument with your partner/friend with benefit/significant other...for fun!

John: Fuck you Alana.
Alana: Excuse me?
John: It's National Fight With Your Partner Day.

by skeet's street November 19, 2022