I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina

Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.

by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

I katieee I

Overrated player who throws peoples sr while she sr camps bc she cant play anything but mercy

I katieee I is a saddo

by Bxxcn March 16, 2021

i like big black gucy men

Big fat oily black men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men

by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023

I

Loving you…
I will always do…
This is a guarantee…
My love for you only grows…
Yes, even those days i stomp…
YOU are my one!!!
The one who has my heart!
The one who has me lost for words…
The one who makes my knee shake…

The one I want to hear my words…
The one I want to hold me near…
The one I want to hold so tight…
As I say I love you always every night
And make sure the bed bugs bite

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 1, 2023

I:

The face you make when you are watching a Pyrocynical video

This post was made by the m14 gang

Hey how did you like the new Pyrocynical video?

I:

by ANTSANTS December 17, 2019