you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

you thang

like your fine

billy: damnnn you thangg

sally: aww thank you

by guyanaaaaa February 4, 2020

you

the worst concieveable thing in the universe

guy 1:fuck you
you:*goes in the corner to cry*

by mr.hesonman March 13, 2018

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.

*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”

by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024

Would you scale

A way of rating the opposit sex based on your sexual desire towards them.

1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck

Tims looking fit tonght!

Where is he on the would you scale though??

Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then

by Thinktofuck September 17, 2016

Sue on you

When you have cooious amounts of food on any part of your body.

Everybody: ‘You have sue on you.”
Mum: ‘Where?’ but then licks herself clean like a cat.

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021