completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023
Get the shit faced mug.Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..
Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.
Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.
Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.
by IB6UB9rawD January 13, 2023
Get the Hoe shit mug.Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
Get the Shit & Shorts mug.A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.
by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023
Get the three tiered shit dyke mug.Definition 1: Going to the restroom (usually referring to a outhouse)
Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline
Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline
“Gone into the shit house” is defined as having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline
The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.
(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.
(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.
The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.
(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.
(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.
by The Snowman April 7, 2023
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