Kum shit

when your bf kums in the backdoor and you put your fingers in it to smell it.

pat got the kum shits

by M eanes January 29, 2023

Bitch, shit up

When a bitch needs to shit up.

Bitch, shit up!

by jeggirfaenidet October 6, 2019

Piece of shit

Someone who constantly leaves his good friends on "read" on facebook

M: I'm so sick of him, I always message him and its just read read read and never a reply
J: sounds like a piece of shit

by JimKetch November 8, 2020

Chicken shit

A phrase used as an exclamation to express your feelings. Similar terms include: Bull shit, Oh my ass, Bull Crap, B.S., bologna!

Jeff- “ I played Fortnite with Ninja!”

Brad- “ Oh chicken shit!”

by B-rad64/5/CA June 10, 2018

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

Same shit different pile

Kylie is wrong Jacob is right

99% of the time Kylie is wrong Jacob is right, same shit different pile

by Wanted091 October 31, 2023

Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively

when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit

by myspace2007 May 30, 2022