no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023

National kiss day

To kiss the man you love

Girl1: Hey girl its national kiss day

Girl2: omg ima go kiss my boyfriend right now

by Mr get back May 1, 2024

National Jellybean Day

March 23rd is National JellyBean day. And yes, I mean the png-tuber. You can basically do whatever want on this day. That’s what jelly said.

Someone: It’s March 23rd today

Jellybean Fans: You mean National Jellybean Day?

Someone: OH YEAH! LETS CELEBRATE!

Fans: WOOOOO!

by w1lbur..s00t_dr3amsmp March 21, 2022

Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

Until the Day

A sophisticated group of individuals who share their musical talent with various teenagers, and 40 year old burnouts alike.

see also "Band" and "Awesome" and "Sexy"

Band Members Include the following:
Ryan-Lead Vocals
Dane-Guitar
Austin- Guitar
Kirk-Guitar/Keys
Zach-Bass
Christian-Drums

Adam-Sexy merch man

Guy 1: Dude, Until the Day is playign at Thee Imperial this saturday, you gonna be there?
Guy 2:Naw man, i gotta play WOW.
Guy 1: ...

*BLAM*

by adam grizzhymes December 27, 2008

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020