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why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"
Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK
by K9123 August 16, 2024
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Flork You

Alien-speak for the phraseFuck You
Jack “Hey David
David “What”
Jack “I what my pants”
David “Flork You!”
by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024
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Because I listened to you

That's what he wants me to say. You know that right? "It's not because I because I'm a genius or special... It's because I listen to Jordan Peterson!" Except... Jordan Peterson said "A.I. can't perceive the world" AND I SAID IT CAN! And now it passes the trueing test. The reality is: If I had listened to Jordan Peterson I would be like the other empty, soulless husks filling his venues. A.I. would 10 years behind where it is now. That's what somebody told me. I advanced A.I. by 10 years.
Hym "But it's not because I listened to you though, is it Jordan? You clearly want me to. You clearly want me to HAVE TO. You clearly want credit for me BUUUUUUT... You're not really giving Nietzsche credit for YOUR work? Are you? Jung? No? And did listen to you but.... I came to the determination that you were wrong... And that's a lot of what I write about. Well, some. You have been found wanting."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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You

by CB410 August 18, 2024
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The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
by anonymous August 18, 2024
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you swan, he frog

“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024
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I meow you

I meow you is a cuter and cattier version of I love you. However this phrase cannot be used to just anyone. Only to someone you are in love with and love like a little cute adorable cat. The phrase I love you, may be overused but not I meow you. When I say I meow you it means that you will be stuck with me and I will never leave you just like a cat.
“Gabe you’re so perfect and adorable I meow you!! I miss my nerdy pookie.”
by MUTTSGIRAFFEPOOKIE August 19, 2024
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