Keithing around

To goof off

Today I felt like just keithing around

by anonymous April 21, 2021

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

by antiquing April 21, 2021

DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND

Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.

Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.

To literally fall in love with a TOT.

Falling in love with a particular TOT.

Boring into the ELITE

Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.

I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.

I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.

I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.

That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.

I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021

Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around

Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall

by JonnyBDE July 5, 2022

The Hound Rolls Around in the Oil

A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.

The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.

by ratracewinner July 22, 2022

chimping around

when you do sumthing foolish and goofy

hey stop “chimping around” we’re losing!

by zeke’ed up June 9, 2022

Boweling Around

1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does

John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around

Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend

by LT boi June 16, 2022