Turtle Mother princess

loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.
mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!

Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.
by turtle mother October 22, 2011
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bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.
a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.
by the mash January 09, 2009
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turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.
Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night
by urufufu April 02, 2011
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Texas Snapping Turtle

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt
by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 16, 2005
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sea turtle mouth

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
by Blaster80 February 03, 2018
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Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"
by Dick Bandicoot January 27, 2012
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Awkward turtle dive

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
by Patty Pat Pat January 13, 2008
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